Quote:He was descended from David because Mary was a descendant of David.
You've convinced me that you haven't even read your fucking bible. The genealogy of so-called jesus is given in Matthew 1:17
Quote:15Eliud the father of Eleazar,
Eleazar the father of Matthan,
Matthan the father of Jacob,
16and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
and Luke 3:28
Quote: And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli,and on and on ad nauseam.
3:24 Which was the son of Matthat, which was the son of Levi, which was the son of Melchi, which was the son of Janna, which was the son of Joseph,
So in both cases it is JOSEPH who is the relation to the primarily fictional David but, as you guys point out at length....it wasn't Joseph's dick that got in there. So where is the relation?
Quote:There would be plenty of water if the surface of the earth were more level and that was apparently the case before the flood.
Geologists would call you a shitwit for that. Guess who gets more credit? Geologists or you.
(See what I mean, Pad? Crazy as a fucking loon.)