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Biblical Incest
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Biblical Incest
Most people are aware of the fact that incest must have taken place since Adam and Eve were the only two people recorded to have existed in the beginning in relation to what the bible terms as the beginning.

Therefore, incest had to occur, despite illogical apologetic arguments that make no sense, in order for multiplication of the human species to take place.

What people often forget is that there is a second instance of incest.

It occurred after a perfect god made a mistake for which he apologized with a rainbow. The only human survivors on the ark was one blood family; thus incest once again had to occur in order for the human race to repopulate.
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RE: Biblical Incest
Why do you think the USA has no problem cousin marriage but apparently has a big problem with gay marriage?

Iffin she ain't good enough fer her kin, ................
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Quote:What people often forget is that there is a second instance of incest.

There's more than two. The one that springs to mind is when Lot's daughters shagged him. Also, Abraham's wife Sarah was his half-sister. Lots more.

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Well, I obviously meant the two major instances in which the entire human race had to start from scratch.
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There's a reason the fArk Park was built in Kinfucky.
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(July 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: Most people are aware of the fact that incest must have taken place since Adam and Eve were the only two people recorded to have existed in the beginning in relation to what the bible terms as the beginning.

Therefore, incest had to occur, despite illogical apologetic arguments that make no sense, in order for multiplication of the human species to take place.

What people often forget is that there is a second instance of incest.

It occurred after a perfect god made a mistake for which he apologized with a rainbow.  The only human survivors on the ark was one blood family; thus incest once again had to occur in order for the human race to repopulate.

So... Are you looking for permission to date your mom?
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(July 18, 2016 at 8:48 am)Drich Wrote:
(July 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: Most people are aware of the fact that incest must have taken place since Adam and Eve were the only two people recorded to have existed in the beginning in relation to what the bible terms as the beginning.

Therefore, incest had to occur, despite illogical apologetic arguments that make no sense, in order for multiplication of the human species to take place.

What people often forget is that there is a second instance of incest.

It occurred after a perfect god made a mistake for which he apologized with a rainbow.  The only human survivors on the ark was one blood family; thus incest once again had to occur in order for the human race to repopulate.

So... Are you looking for permission to date your mom?

From a strictly ethical standpoint, he could date his mom, as long as he makes sure not to have any children, and he could make sure of that with today's technology.

I somehow doubt Maelstrom would date his mom, however, even if he had no problem with incest and it was legal.
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And we have the Mormon theory Adam (of Adam and Eve) boinked the Virgin Mary and fathered himself in the form of Jesus.

Not sure where on the incest scale that one pegs in at, but bless those Mormons for coming up with a new variety !!
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Boinked.

Lol
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(July 18, 2016 at 8:48 am)Drich Wrote:
(July 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: Most people are aware of the fact that incest must have taken place since Adam and Eve were the only two people recorded to have existed in the beginning in relation to what the bible terms as the beginning.

Therefore, incest had to occur, despite illogical apologetic arguments that make no sense, in order for multiplication of the human species to take place.

What people often forget is that there is a second instance of incest.

It occurred after a perfect god made a mistake for which he apologized with a rainbow.  The only human survivors on the ark was one blood family; thus incest once again had to occur in order for the human race to repopulate.

So... Are you looking for permission to date your mom?

Isn't that what you clowns think jesus did?
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