RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 7, 2016 at 5:57 am
(December 6, 2016 at 7:08 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Wow. That is a frigging mouth full of unintelligible nonsense. I'm just going to read that as, "I made it up" and move on. [1]
Good to know. So I'll be Superman. Cool. [2]
So that's a soft "no" on the stinky buttholes, but a probable "yes" on the buttholes in general? [3]
It's kind of important. I'm not circumcised and, frankly, I don't want to be at 90. [4]
o...k... So, all the matter that makes up my body, that's going to make my new, better, Superman body, which will be uncorruptable because...um...physics no longer apply? We'll just mark that one down as "magic" and move on. [5] But the matter of the world, coffins won't make coffins they'll make...um...flowers, or something. [6]
Oh, good. I was afraid it was one of those new fangled beliefs based on empirical evidence and science and whatnot. You know, "stupid stuff". [7]
1) Do as you will.
2) Yup
3) Yup
4) You won't have to go through the actual cutting if that is what you meant. Foreskin or not, you will rise with whichever is the case.
5) You can call it magic if you want. It's incorruptible because the matter itself upon which physics operates is new and restored. We don't know what that will be like. But as true, it would demand different physical properties (one of which being incorruptibility).
6) No one will be dead and no one will die. The reality and the purpose of graveyards will no longer exist.
7) Your concern was that you hadn't heard about this teaching. I brought them up to show that its been around for a while, not that the Saduccees are stupid.
