RE: Why Didn't Jesus Write?
December 14, 2016 at 3:29 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2016 at 3:30 pm by vorlon13.)
LOL, he's sure cute, but about as sharp as liver!
I'd love to see him twist and squirm on these gems:
*on the 3rd day, who went to the tomb? Mary Magdalene by her lonesome, or her with a group of women ?
*did they see one man in the tomb ? two men ? or 2 angels ?
*was the Field of Blood so named because it was bought with blood money, or because Judas exploded on it and made a bloody mess?
*was Jesus crucified at 9 in the morning, or after noon ?
*did Judas return the 30 pieces of silver as Matthew reports, or not as reported in Acts ?
*John says Jesus carried his cross all the way, Mark says Simon of Cyrene carried it partway
*did the curtain in the temple rip in half before Jesus died as Luke reports or after He died as Mark reports
As we all know, God is one touchy son of a biscuit, it is VITALLY important any candidate for Salvation© get squared away on the exactly correct version of Jesus BEFORE they die. or they are going to burn burn burn in the lake of fire, the lake of fire !
I'd love to see him twist and squirm on these gems:
*on the 3rd day, who went to the tomb? Mary Magdalene by her lonesome, or her with a group of women ?
*did they see one man in the tomb ? two men ? or 2 angels ?
*was the Field of Blood so named because it was bought with blood money, or because Judas exploded on it and made a bloody mess?
*was Jesus crucified at 9 in the morning, or after noon ?
*did Judas return the 30 pieces of silver as Matthew reports, or not as reported in Acts ?
*John says Jesus carried his cross all the way, Mark says Simon of Cyrene carried it partway
*did the curtain in the temple rip in half before Jesus died as Luke reports or after He died as Mark reports
As we all know, God is one touchy son of a biscuit, it is VITALLY important any candidate for Salvation© get squared away on the exactly correct version of Jesus BEFORE they die. or they are going to burn burn burn in the lake of fire, the lake of fire !
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
