RE: Damned Protestants...
September 22, 2012 at 7:20 pm
(This post was last modified: September 22, 2012 at 7:22 pm by Reforged.)
(August 9, 2012 at 6:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: And here's one for our Brit cousins to deal with.....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...r-HIV.html
Quote:Church slammed for selling blackcurrant cordial and olive oil drink as a 'miracle cure' for cancer and HIV
Victorious Pentecostal Assembly leaders promise the over-inflated goods, which have been blessed, can cure serious health conditions
Blackcurrent squash and olive oil sold for £14, double their real value
Church's founder, Pastor Alex Omokudu, lives in £1.8m home in Essex
Cancer charity warns vulnerable people are being exploited by practice
Church may be breaking the law by promising to 'cure' cancer
Pastor claims: 'We have got the answer to healing'
To be fair, most people from Manchester have the intellect of a senile raisin.
The only thing that suprises me about this report is that when the Pastor announced this miracle cure his petitioners didn't erupt into a series of incomprehensible noises then when the idea of what he was suggesting sank in they ran away unable to contain their excitement into separate corners and started to masturbate intensely.
Before you ask, yes.
I am comparing the average mank to a mentally challenged chimp.
If anyone here is from Manchester I'm very sorry and send my condolences. I can only offer the advice that you should consider buying a shaver and passing your GCSEs.
*lights a cigarette*
Yes... yes, that was a good one. :-)
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