(April 25, 2014 at 12:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There's little iron in most cars, though. More like aluminum and fiberglass.Maybe it's any shiny metallic substances of any kind. Or maybe since our Lord isn't omnipotent, He didn't know iron has gone out of fashion with our modern chariots. Or maybe it's a bit of PTSD, even after these many years after His defeat at the hands of the Hill People. I hear that never goes away and who's going to be The Lord's shrink?
Quote:Guess he's a bit of a pussy about them, too.The LORD IS A MAN!!!!! And a REALLY BIG MAN too!!!!
He showed off his impressive cock to Ezekiel.
Quote:Ezekiel 1:27 And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.
The Lord should drop by Area 69 and post some dick pics. He'd put all these hellbound heathens to shame.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: