RE: I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god.
August 31, 2017 at 11:01 pm
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2017 at 11:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Am I really the only person who would be tickled by the thought of OT douche-god rampaging all over the place, leveling cities and turning nagging wives into salt and whatnot? Who would honestly want to find out, in one go, that there -are- gods..but they're giant ineffectual hippies? That's like finding a turd at the bottom of your ice cream cone.
"Heres a genie. Yes, they exist. Except they don't grants wishes, his name is Steve, and he's from Queens."
"Heres a genie. Yes, they exist. Except they don't grants wishes, his name is Steve, and he's from Queens."
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
