There's an old joke about this:
After Osama bin Laden is killed, he finds himself in Paradise and asks a passing angel about his 72 virgins. He's told that they'll be along directly.
While pacing back and forth, anticipating all those virgins at his beck and call forever, bin Laden is utterly shocked when Thomas Jefferson walks up and, without a word, punches bin Laden right square in the mouth. Stunned and bleeding, his just begins to recover from the shock when Patrick Henry appears, and kicks him in the balls. Lying on the ground and clutching himself in pain, it isn't long before George Washington show up and puts the boot in.
Crawling away, he finds the angel from earlier and gasps, 'I'm being attacked...what about my 72 virgins?'
'Oh, sorry,' says the angel. 'That was a transcription error. It should have read '72 Virginians.'
Boru
After Osama bin Laden is killed, he finds himself in Paradise and asks a passing angel about his 72 virgins. He's told that they'll be along directly.
While pacing back and forth, anticipating all those virgins at his beck and call forever, bin Laden is utterly shocked when Thomas Jefferson walks up and, without a word, punches bin Laden right square in the mouth. Stunned and bleeding, his just begins to recover from the shock when Patrick Henry appears, and kicks him in the balls. Lying on the ground and clutching himself in pain, it isn't long before George Washington show up and puts the boot in.
Crawling away, he finds the angel from earlier and gasps, 'I'm being attacked...what about my 72 virgins?'
'Oh, sorry,' says the angel. 'That was a transcription error. It should have read '72 Virginians.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
