You reminded me of this:
https://www.theonion.com/jewish-elders-l...1819564886
https://www.theonion.com/jewish-elders-l...1819564886
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Jewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban
Quote:"The Jewish people have always had the utmost reverence for the laws of God, as handed down from Abraham to his son Isaac, to his son Jacob. However, from time to time, it is necessary to make slight revisions and modernizations to these laws," said council president Rabbi Menachem Saperstein, sucking on a hambone, his white beard soaked with succulent ham drippings. "As no less a Talmudic scholar than Moses Maimonides once wrote, 'Change is the way of the Lord.'"
Added Saperstein, "Mmm… this is some tasty ham."