11-Year-Old College Grad Wants to Pursue Astrophysics to Prove God’s Existence

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Cue the Mental Gymnastics! Then...sadness.

Then lots of hard drugs, addiction, a life of crime and a violent death followed by being dumped into a canal.

You left out the hundreds of sad back alley hand- and blow-jobs (it goes between 'addiction' and 'a life of crime').

It's that, or he finds a niche market peddling his "proofs" in books and on the conservative Protestant paid lecture circuit. A little apostacy (from his father's perspective) and some spit and polish courtesy of the William Lane Craig playbook, and he might be able to make a nice chunk of change, assuming he hasn't by then figured out that science isn't in the business of supplying such proofs or he is too shameless to care.

I hope he becomes a great astrophysicist, who does groundbreaking work and leaves pandering to the idiots to other people.