Help me not fear heaven/hell

[Nay_Sayer]

Mine does, You've only got a myth. Sad.

Bless. RAmen.

Would you mind expanding a bit on your god?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is composed of Thee separate and distinct parts (the Trinity).

Divinity 
In the beginning, there was nothing only FSM, FSM looked upon the vast fabric of pre-time and gave forth to us the cosmos and all that resides within. Many of these truths were delivered upon the holiest of prophets, Boiardi who foretold that FSM would come down in human flesh and be boiled for our sins. So it was and so we give thanks every day to it.

The Flying Spaghetti 
This part of the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives it flight, allowing it to span infinite distances in infinitesimal spans of time. This part is irreducibly complex, hyper-real (see Weird Calculus), and cannot be broken down into components. Doing so — if it were even possible, and it isn't — would incur the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is proven by a series of math-like squiggles.
The original formula revealed to Pastafarian scholars did not include the butter and toast element, which is necessary to relate kittens to anti-gravity. The Flying Spaghetti Monster inspired this revision one day when He skipped breakfast.

The Spaghetti Monster 
This is commonly recognized as the "body" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and, unlike its other major counterpart, is composed of several smaller sections. These are called the Minor Pastaer. The Minor Pastaer is comprised of three parts. The first is the Meatera: a symbol of strength and fortitude, this is the source of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's power. The second is the Spaghettien: it proceeds from the Meatera; also known as the "Noodly Appendage," and allows for the Flying Spaghetti Monster to extend its grasp across the reaches of the universe, affecting everything and anything. The final part is the Saucon: it issues forth from the Meatara and the Spaghettien and acts as the veil of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; through the Saucon, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is unseen and intangible but can affect anything and everything at will. There is a great deal more documentation on this phenomenon, but I wish to keep this reply from being too lengthy.

However only we of the one true belief can fully understand FSM's ways and divine revelations. 

I will pray his noodly appendages to unharden your heart lost lamb.

Bless. RAmen.