How many people have given serious thought about their funeral?
I have made my wishes clearly known:-
The doctors should be given the opportunity to use any part of my body for transplants, research etc.
The cheapest coffin/body bag available (no point wasting good beer money feeding the worms or the flames)
At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense.
It should also be made clear that I am DEAD.
I am not sleeping.
I have not passed.
I am not resting.
So please, no wimpy euphemisms, face the reality of death.
Now go and have a drink, think nice things and enjoy your life as much as I have enjoyed mine.
I have made my wishes clearly known:-
The doctors should be given the opportunity to use any part of my body for transplants, research etc.
The cheapest coffin/body bag available (no point wasting good beer money feeding the worms or the flames)
At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense.
It should also be made clear that I am DEAD.
I am not sleeping.
I have not passed.
I am not resting.
So please, no wimpy euphemisms, face the reality of death.
Now go and have a drink, think nice things and enjoy your life as much as I have enjoyed mine.
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!