RE: Noah and animals
January 17, 2021 at 6:03 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2021 at 6:06 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
(January 17, 2021 at 4:10 pm)Mercyvessel Wrote:(December 24, 2020 at 11:48 am)masoni Wrote: In the story of Noah and the giant ark, why did Noah take the animals with him inside the ark?
Was Noah worshiping animals?
No he was not.
GOD specifically tasked him with placing the animals in the ark "to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth." - Genesis 7:1-5
The real story, not that you'd be interested, Is that FSM left the tap on for too long flooding the planet and solar system. Luckily Xhe noticed before our galaxy went under.
FSM ordered the early prophet Ronondio Zonilini to gather 6 of each animal and all the cool people of the earth aboard a mystical cruise ship for 40 days and nights.
Garganelli 7:1 FSM then said to Zonilini, "Go into the Cruise ship, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous and gnarly in this generation. Take with you 6 of each animal and anyone who isn't being a dick and to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. After 40 have this mess all mopped up, my bad, stay dry" so it was spoken so it was."
Ramen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.