(October 7, 2023 at 12:39 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Conservatives Roasted After Claiming Taylor Swift Is Secretly 'Trans' With Bizarre Conspiracy
You read that right. Conservatives now think Taylor Swift is trans, and they're all over X, aka Twitter, posting "evidence."
Why? Because they can just tell, you see.
In one tweet, a conservative posited that because Swift's boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, took a knee during the national anthem at a recent NFL game, Swift must have male genitalia.
Other tweets, like the one below, used physical characteristics that are supposed indicators of sex and gender.
The tweet claimed that the fact that Taylor Swift's ring finger is longer than her index finger means she's actually a man—a methodology for determining such things with no basis in fact whatsoever.
Then there's the fact that she's 33, childless, and "basically the most successful woman of our time."
But the one that managed to take the cake was the theory that Travis Kelce's mom, Donna, who sat with Swift at a recent Chiefs game, is secretly Taylor Swift's beard—because she's the "perfect companion for a gay," whatever that means.
This, he claimed, is proof that Taylor Swift is "a trans agent placed by LGBT government," a thing that does not exist. There are 13 openly LGBTQ+ people in Congress. Thirteen.
https://www.comicsands.com/taylor-swift-...93292.html
So, to recap, Taylor Swift has a dick because:
- She’s dating a guy who supports BLM.
- She happens to have a minor genetic mutation that folk superstition has linked to lesbianism (not being trans).
- She has no kids at the age of 33, something true of over a third of American women in her age cohort.
- She’s apparently the most successful woman of our time, but evidently, Rihanna, who’s worth almost twice what Taylor is doesn’t count.
- Some idiots don’t know what a “beard” is supposed to be.
- Evidently, they either don’t know that Taylor’s been a thing since 2006 or they have an even more absurd belief about how powerful LGBT people were than FM posited. At the time her first single was released, there were only 3 openly LGBT people there, and one would be out less than a year later.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.