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Daily conspiracy
RE: Daily conspiracy
(October 3, 2023 at 10:29 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Tomorrow is the big day!

I am ready.

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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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Pity you can't vaccinate against stupid
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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In the end, Trump saved us (again) from the end of the world.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Meanwhile, on Earth...
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Conservatives Roasted After Claiming Taylor Swift Is Secretly 'Trans' With Bizarre Conspiracy

You read that right. Conservatives now think Taylor Swift is trans, and they're all over X, aka Twitter, posting "evidence."

Why? Because they can just tell, you see.

In one tweet, a conservative posited that because Swift's boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, took a knee during the national anthem at a recent NFL game, Swift must have male genitalia.

Other tweets, like the one below, used physical characteristics that are supposed indicators of sex and gender.

The tweet claimed that the fact that Taylor Swift's ring finger is longer than her index finger means she's actually a man—a methodology for determining such things with no basis in fact whatsoever.

Then there's the fact that she's 33, childless, and "basically the most successful woman of our time."

But the one that managed to take the cake was the theory that Travis Kelce's mom, Donna, who sat with Swift at a recent Chiefs game, is secretly Taylor Swift's beard—because she's the "perfect companion for a gay," whatever that means.

This, he claimed, is proof that Taylor Swift is "a trans agent placed by LGBT government," a thing that does not exist. There are 13 openly LGBTQ+ people in Congress. Thirteen.

https://www.comicsands.com/taylor-swift-...93292.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(October 7, 2023 at 12:39 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This, he claimed, is proof that Taylor Swift is "a trans agent placed by LGBT government," a thing that does not exist. There are 13 openly LGBTQ+ people in Congress. Thirteen.

Be really cool if she didn't deny it, but just quote-tweeted, "You say 'trans' like that's a bad thing."

Meanwhile in Washington the GOP will open the House Audit of Genitalia Under Enquiry (The HAGUE).
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Every news article about COVID these days is basically, "John drank a gallon of bleach and now he's dead. It's a mystery what caused his tragic and totally unpreventable death, but here's a lobbyist from Clorox to explain why it was probably John's sedentary lifestyle that did him in."
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(October 10, 2023 at 10:06 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Every news article about COVID these days is basically, "John drank a gallon of bleach and now he's dead. It's a mystery what caused his tragic and totally unpreventable death, but here's a lobbyist from Clorox to explain why it was probably John's sedentary lifestyle that did him in."

I do not even see news articles about C19 anymore.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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(October 10, 2023 at 10:07 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:
(October 10, 2023 at 10:06 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Every news article about COVID these days is basically, "John drank a gallon of bleach and now he's dead. It's a mystery what caused his tragic and totally unpreventable death, but here's a lobbyist from Clorox to explain why it was probably John's sedentary lifestyle that did him in."

I do not even see news articles about C19 anymore.

This Friday we get Moderna booster three. We're not fucking around.
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