Sexual desire seems to be a curse for men

[Thumpalumpacus]

Now ponder what it might have been that got that gal's radar beeping. It couldn't be the fact that the feelings expressed in the OP are very hard to hide, and come out in innumerable tiny ways. Oh no!

"OMG, you're such a cutie..how are you single...?!?" she asked, nervously running her hands along the hem of her favorite skirt, already picturing the two of them naked, cheeks flush, shifting in her seat.  

-proceeds to expound upon the notions described here...at length.

I'mma try some of Maco's lines out the next time I hit our local bar. I'm sure to be a hit with the gals.