Atilla the Hun's father was Mundzuk the Ugly. Given that we know that the Huns scalded their faces with boiling vinegar so they wouldn't have to shave AND flattened their noses with wooden planks, Mundzuk must have had a face that could curdle milk at 1000 yards.
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