I'm currently watching this episode, and I'm surprised that they didn't actually try a simple solution: Surgeon!Dad cucked Dead!Dad years ago and the kid was the result. Okay, so, as I'm typing this, one of Archie's friends at the bar posits that explanation, even if it's just "the kid was illegitimate". But, somehow, neither Archie nor Mike came up with that answer. And even that bar friend somehow thinks "the kid was a zombie" before coming up with that solution.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.