Fuck Creationist Morons

[Minimalist]

Evolution shoves it up their asses again.


http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201...121408.htm

ScienceDaily (Dec. 8, 2011) — A study of South American songbirds completed by the Department of Biology at Queen's University and the Argentine Museum of Natural History, has discovered these birds differ dramatically in colour and song yet show very little genetic differences, indicating they are on the road to becoming a new species.

"One of Darwin's accomplishments was to show that species could change, that they were not the unaltered, immutable products of creation," says Leonardo Campagna, a Ph.-D biology student at the Argentine Museum of Natural History in Buenos Aires, who studied at Queen's as part of his thesis. "However it is only now, some 150 years after the publication of his most important work, On the Origin of Species, that we have the tools to begin to truly understand all of the stages that might lead to speciation which is the process by which an ancestral species divides into two or more new species."

[Blam!]

By their "asses", you meant creationists' asses.

[Erinome]

I see they've fallen into Satan's songbird trap. He's been waiting for that, no doubt.

[houseofcantor]

Evolution is a married man. What continues to blow my fucking mind, is how evolutionists always fail to bring the bride to the ball?

Emergence. That's my lady, right there.

YHWH lived in mathematics. YHWH shall die in mathematics. So it is written, so shall it be.

[The Grand Nudger]

Emergence is a descriptive property of things which follow a simple set of rules and reach surprisingly complicated or stable outcomes, not a proscriptive law.

or, if you prefer.

Things emerge, emergence does not cause things to come into existence. That honor lies further down the chain. Emergence has been recently hijacked in exactly the same manner and by exactly the same parties that formerly loved to toss out "quantum"in an attempt to afford absurdity some sense of credibility.

[TheDarkestOfAngels]

You guys just need to wait long enough for the inevitable

"but they're the same KIND - they're not birthing some kind of lizard or tree, they're just changing colors - like how wolves, dogs, and hyenas are all the same KIND" BS to explain how this isnt' evolution or it's micro vs. macro evolution.

Perhaps I should start preparing some links for when some of the christian apolagists eventually attempt to refute this as evidence of "evolution."

[Minimalist]

Actually, DoA, no one pays any attention to creationist asswipes. We just like to fuck around with them.

[TheDarkestOfAngels]

Actually, DoA, no one pays any attention to creationist asswipes. We just like to fuck around with them.

Oh, Min, we absolutely pay attention to them.
We atheists love to argue and we especially love the one-sided arguement. Why else would half the posters here jump into one of statler's idiotic creationist arguements so many times if we didn't honestly enjoy it?

Admit it - you wouldn't even be here (or at least not as often) if it wasn't for the odd troll that comes by so we can all poke fun at how utterly lame their arguements are and yooooooOOOOOoou know it.

(Then again, that might just be me.)

[popeyespappy]

"but they're the same KIND - they're not birthing some kind of lizard or tree, they're just changing colors - like how wolves, dogs, and hyenas are all the same KIND" BS to explain how this isnt' evolution or it's micro vs. macro evolution.

Wolves and dogs are members of the suborder caniformia. Hyenas are members of the feliformia suborder. They are more closely related to cats than dogs. Wolves are closer to bears and raccoons on the evolutionary tree than they are to Hyenas.

[Minimalist]

Oh, Min, we absolutely pay attention to them.

That's what "fuck around with them" means.