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Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
(January 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 3:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Ah yes, but GC is going to be managing a galaxy and jamming with god on his ethereal Les Paul...remember?

Have pity on the inhabitants of said galaxy.

Sounds like Hell to me...that and it is a blasphemy to think that a Les Paul were being used to play religious cult music.

Les Paul's are often used in christian music, one of the most beautiful Les Paul's I've ever seen is used by the lead guitarist of Third Day. He can smoke that guitar.

God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
(January 14, 2012 at 4:55 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 3:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Ah yes, but GC is going to be managing a galaxy and jamming with god on his ethereal Les Paul...remember?

Have pity on the inhabitants of said galaxy.

Sounds like Hell to me...that and it is a blasphemy to think that a Les Paul were being used to play religious cult music.

Les Paul's are often used in christian music, one of the most beautiful Les Paul's I've ever seen is used by the lead guitarist of Third Day. He can smoke that guitar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fw9EDKGHTU&feature=fvst

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Yeah...he smokes alright...he smokes the peen!
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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
(January 14, 2012 at 4:55 pm)Godschild Wrote: Les Paul's are often used in christian music, one of the most beautiful Les Paul's I've ever seen is used by the lead guitarist of Third Day. He can smoke that guitar.

Ergo god.

(hehe, couldn't help it)

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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
Thanks a lot Rev. I could have gone my whole life without hearing that. If there is a god, I'm sure he's extremely disappointed in the quality of music his followers vomit out in his name. It would be impossible for music like that to play in heaven, because that would make it hell.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
(January 14, 2012 at 5:55 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Thanks a lot Rev. I could have gone my whole life without hearing that. If there is a god, I'm sure he's extremely disappointed in the quality of music his followers vomit out in his name. It would be impossible for music like that to play in heaven, because that would make it hell.

It will be groups like "third day" who will be playing forever and ever and ever (ad nausium) up in Heaven.

Poor guys going to heaven..I wouldnt wish that torture on my worst enemy.
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