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It is that time of year again

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It is that time of year again
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It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I always like these. It's fun seeing their bewildered reactions afterwards.
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 3:26 pm
sadly, until mythical ideals are abolished as fact such as the rapture then we will have to live through this. I have to admit even though the bible is remarkably flawed, the power controlled brainwashers had a great idea of putting something in about the rapture and that only "only god know when" statement. I used to believe that till I reality kicked it's way in. now I can leave a peaceful life knowing that I have nothing to fear.
Bill Maher: If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth while we're here?
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 3:28 pm
I don't mind. It seems that I get to have rapture parties at least once a year now.
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 3:44 pm
That's funny as hell, i'm going to have to have one maybe one of these day's all the xtians will finally go away. i would love to have gas prices back down.
Bill Maher: If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth while we're here?
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 3:48 pm
(January 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm)frankiej Wrote: http://www.goddiscussion.com/88544/forme...half-time/

It that time of year where the world is apparently coming to an end again.
I don't know if anyone else has posted this... I am too lazy to look.

Have fun Smile

Yep another prediction. This one is a little nasty mind...
Quote:For those who do not believe him and mock his message, Weinland claims that they will die from cancer.
Very friendly....
So we can safely conclude that their god is malevolent.
God will give us cancer huh? Nasty piece of work.
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Quote:Weinland claims that they will die from cancer.

Boy is that idiot setting himself up for a fall!!!

If statistics are any indication there's a 95% chance he, himself, or one of his close ones will develop cancer!
His conscience will then remind him of his own words. And he will suffer in his own hell.

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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Quote:Former Worldwide Church of God preacher says Jesus Christ is returning on May 27, 2012 and that today marks the end of time and beginning of "half time"

As long as I repent before the two minute warning, I should be OK.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 9, 2012 at 10:51 pm (This post was last modified: January 9, 2012 at 10:52 pm by KichigaiNeko.)
Bwahahahaha!!!

Party Time Rapture Party @ mine?? Badger
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RE: It is that time of year again
January 10, 2012 at 12:13 am
(January 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
Quote:Former Worldwide Church of God preacher says Jesus Christ is returning on May 27, 2012 and that today marks the end of time and beginning of "half time"

As long as I repent before the two minute warning, I should be OK.

"May 27, 2012"? So that asshole is bent on spoiling my summer? Rip his nuts through his throat!

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