Where did all the animal shit go?
Oh wait, Miracle No: 18; god stopped them from shitting for the duration of the flood.
Oh wait, Miracle No: 18; god stopped them from shitting for the duration of the flood.
How many miracles needed in the Noah myth?
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Where did all the animal shit go?
Oh wait, Miracle No: 18; god stopped them from shitting for the duration of the flood. Quote:god stopped them from shitting for the duration of the flood. Thus making the animals, like the whole story..... (wait for it) FULL OF SHIT! RE: How many miracles needed in the Noah myth?
January 31, 2012 at 12:01 am
(This post was last modified: January 31, 2012 at 12:02 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(January 30, 2012 at 7:20 pm)Forsaken Wrote: Where did all the animal shit go? Well no------ After having thunk a great deal,I worked out what REALLY happened. After the flood,Noah was busy planting crops.He decided the soil needed some nutrients.Consequently, he sent one of the lads into the ark with a wheelbarrow, to collect some of the thousands of tons of manure sitting in the bottom of the Ark ripening nicely.. Pretty dark down there,so the lad lit a lamp and discovered methane. That also explains why no trace of the Ark has ever been found. Quod erat demonstrandum ![]() ![]() ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! It's already started ![]() ![]() If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. RE: How many miracles needed in the Noah myth?
January 31, 2012 at 6:36 am
(This post was last modified: January 31, 2012 at 6:37 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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