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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 12:13 am
After you have enjoyed your beers they won't wake you up at night wanting to talk about their feelings.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 12:18 am
More beer is always welcome.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 12:21 am
And the other beer never gets jealous!! Big Grin
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 12:23 am
Beer snobs aren't nearly as annoying as Jesus freaks.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 12:24 am
And actually have physical proof to back their claims
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 1:24 am
Oh I dunno...

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 1:28 am
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More reason to drink BEER!!
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 1:42 am
Beer doesn't judge. Beer has no commandments. Beer doesn't make promises it can't keep. Beer accepts you for who you are, even if you don't like beer.
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm
(February 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 11. Beer is real.

Exactly what I was thinking
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
February 20, 2012 at 8:22 pm
If you seek, beer can be found.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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