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You Are Going To Hell If You....
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 11:23 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 5:47 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: C'mon Rhythm, I was only joking. Probably should have added some emoticon or something though.

My bad amigo, it's hard to tell when you lot are being literal or metaphorical, or joking.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 11:32 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Reminds me of the old joke about the two naughty lads at a Catholic school, who would run about playing tricks and causing a general nuisance. One day they get called to the Head's office, the first one gets dragged in by his ear and comes face to face with the Bishop. "Where is Jesus???" thunders the old git, poking him in the chest (with his finger, thankfully) "Where is Jesus?? I want you to go home and find Jesus!!"

The lad leaves the office and just before his friend gets the same treatment he whispers "Shit, we're really in trouble now - they've lost Jesus and they think we did it!"

Nice.
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 5, 2012 at 9:15 pm
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 5, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Pretty much every religion out there is bullshit..right? Why not christianity?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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March 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm (This post was last modified: March 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
(March 3, 2012 at 8:42 am)Zen Badger Wrote: And if driving this

[Image: ford-mercury-coupe.jpg]

Gets you sent to hell it's worth itBig Grin

Pffft. THIS car is the car from Hell:
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm
(February 24, 2012 at 12:05 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]


I'm fucked.

[Image: political-pictures-bush-door-hit-you.jpg]

...and if we manage to find and kill Bin Laden despite your fucking everything up, don't expect us to thank you. Just be glad you're not getting prosecuted for war crimes and crimes against humanity, enjoy your tax-payer funded retirement and shut the fuck up!

Oops, I guess I'm fucked too.
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March 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Welcome to the club.
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