Buying you with food

[Napoléon]

Ask them: Does Batman eat hot dogs or do hot dogs eat Batman?

See post #4

[Rayaan]

I know ... I've seen it.

[Napoléon]

I know ... I've seen it.

Then you should know to relate it to Christianity

Stop trying to derail my thread Mr!

[The Grand Nudger]

Meh, I thought my first question was a good one, what with all the conditional assistance they like to trot out as "help". The second question was definitely better though.

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Thing I've learned with the door to door types though, is that it's pointless to question their theology. They'll listen, they hear you, and they won't have any response whatsoever, but they just know that somehow you're wrong, and that if only you "looked again" you'd see the light. So I like to ask them about things that can be pointed to here in the real world (the crucifixion not being one of those things, as an example), such as the actions of christendom. Things for which they're likely to have serious discomfort considering. So much so that they expel their brothers in christ with the "not a true christian" bit. Well, I've heard that so many times now I'm pretty sure there aren't any true christians left, and this point is where our discussion usually ends (if it got that far).

[Doubting Thomas]

They think people want bible bangers to come and talk to them for a few hours for a fucking hot dog?

I can't get them off my porch fast enough. I'll be damned if I'm going to let them come in and start spouting their nonsense for a fucking hot dog. Now I might sit down at a restaurant and speak to them for a steak dinner with all the trimmings, not to mention a good bottle of wine, but as soon as I'm done eating and bored with the conversation, I'm walking.

On the other hand, it might be fun to screw with them. Tell them to make sure they send over a virgin for the black mass you're about to hold.

[Napoléon]

They think people want bible bangers to come and talk to them for a few hours for a fucking hot dog?

Haha, I bet they're the same ones from the local church. They had posters all around saying we got free pancakes if we asked them a question about god.

Wankers.

[The Grand Nudger]

Question: Is your church filled to the brim with homeless people asking token questions about god in order to get free food? If not why not? Also, are the pancakes Halal?

Flat: A van, down by the river.

[reverendjeremiah]

They think people want bible bangers to come and talk to them for a few hours for a fucking hot dog?

I can't get them off my porch fast enough. I'll be damned if I'm going to let them come in and start spouting their nonsense for a fucking hot dog. Now I might sit down at a restaurant and speak to them for a steak dinner with all the trimmings, not to mention a good bottle of wine, but as soon as I'm done eating and bored with the conversation, I'm walking.

On the other hand, it might be fun to screw with them. Tell them to make sure they send over a virgin for the black mass you're about to hold.

just agree with everything they say. Do their prayer. get excited when they get excited. And when they hand you the invitation to join their church (which is what they are doing this for), turn down the invitation for a different sect. If they are baptist, tell them you are going to join a catholic church. Tell them they convinced you the pope was infalible when speaking about faith.

Either that or play along all the way up to when they invite you to your church, then bust out laughing and say "no thanks man...Im just fucking with you. There is no god." And then role your eyes in the back of your head and act like you are possessed.... these people arent very smart nor do they have high standards for evidence...so its easy to fuck with them

[The Grand Nudger]

"Honey, honey quick! There's a jehovah's witness at the door! Have you seen my rape-cage anywhere? I've been dying to run an experiment for months"

[reverendjeremiah]

YEAH! the fucking rape cage!!!