Buying you with food

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

A fucking hot dog? The tight arsed bastards. I'd want a large pizza at the very least. Some people never learn. (I don't eat hot dogs;I know what's in them)

reminded me of this:


From wiki:

Rice Christian is a term used, usually pejoratively, to describe someone who has formally declared himself/herself a Christian for material benefits rather than for religious reasons.[1]

The term comes from Asian countries, such as India, in which western missionaries are rumored to exploit the poverty of common man by converting them to Christianity in return for material benefits. Concerns have been expressed both by Christian missionaries and by those opposed to Christian missions that people in these situations are only nominally converting to Christianity in order to receive charity or material advancements.[2]

[The Grand Nudger]

Well I'll be damned Pad, you found a group of christians that I can completely support.

[Erinome]

I don't like free hotdogs. I like the one's that cost a buck fifty and come with peace and quiet on the side. Mmmmm mmm. Deeeelish.

[Shell B]

Do angels have birthdays?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I don't like free hotdogs. I like the one's that cost a buck fifty and come with peace and quiet on the side. Mmmmm mmm. Deeeelish.

Would you like to know what's actually in that delish hot dog? Nah,don't think I''ll tell. You might throw up and faint. Same goes for that Big Mac and how they cook Kentucky Fried roof rat.


Here we have POPdogs,same thing essentially but bigger and therefore more deadly.Can't find a photo on line.They take a long roll,which is then impaled on a hot spike to heat it. Then butter is smeared inside as lubricant,hot sausage slides in, then some mustard or whatever you want is is squirted in. I kid you not.

[Cinjin]

My text to the hot dog people:

What if I find the answer unsatisfactory?

For instance I know 4 theist douchebags on this forum I frequent who "answer" questions with some of the most outrageous idiocy you have ever heard uttered in your entire life, and you only end up wondering why you allow your eyes and ears to come in contact with such a dumb animal.


Meanwhile, bring me 6 hotdogs for the fam or don't bother. I'll think up some stupid question for you to side-step when you get here.

[Napoléon]

For instance I know 4 theist douchebags on this forum I frequent who "answer" questions with some of the most outrageous idiocy you have ever heard uttered in your entire life, and you only end up wondering why you allow your eyes and ears to come in contact with such a dumb animal.

Exactly why I didn't end up texting them. Wouldn't of been worth the hotdog.

[KichigaiNeko]

Let's face it...the only reason xtianity got a foot hold was through food (and/or medical services)

Like you say...a "Hot Dog" just isn't worth it. Rethink is necessary for the religious chapter in question

[Jackalope]

I can't get them off my porch fast enough.

I've tried being polite, I've tried being rude, and I've tried ignoring the idiots.

Since the sheriff frowns on turning packs of vicious dogs on trespassers, I've come up with another plan.

You've all see those huge firehoses some older hotels have behind glass doors in the hallways, I'm sure. I'm going to get one of those bad boys installed on my entryway wall, just to the right of my front door.

That oughtta get 'em off my porch, out of my yard, and off my block pretty damn quick.

[kılıç_mehmet]

Well, that's okay, but I really hate it when political parties do it.
Like the last elections, they distributed food packages in more impoverished neighborhoods to gather votes...
And coal, coal too.
That was a total lowblow, not cool.