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Buying you with food
The Grand Nudger Offline
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#31
RE: Buying you with food
February 28, 2012 at 5:37 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 5:38 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
How dare they show they care by delivering food and heat to their constituency, bastards...lol.
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#32
RE: Buying you with food
February 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 8:23 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:I've tried being polite, I've tried being rude, and I've tried ignoring the idiots.

When I was about 12:

Sunday morning,doorbell,answer the door.

Dad (from other room) ; "Who is it son? "

Me ; "Jehova's Witnesses dad"

Dad (loudly ) "GET THE DOG OUT!"

JW's' hot footed it down the street.

Another time a couple of JW's made the mistake of approaching dad as he was out the front watering the garden. Exit two soaked JW's.

Dad hated JW's because one told him that as a Catholic he was not a real Christian and was going to hell.

Of course,that was all long ago,in a more innocent and less litigious time.

PS: in the early 70's, my brother and his mate answered the door in the nude to a couple of persistent Mormons.
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#33
RE: Buying you with food
February 28, 2012 at 8:43 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm)padraic Wrote: Of course,that was all long ago,in a more innocent and less litigious time.

That's why I didn't buy the flamethrower.

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#34
RE: Buying you with food
February 28, 2012 at 8:55 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 8:43 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm)padraic Wrote: Of course,that was all long ago,in a more innocent and less litigious time.

That's why I didn't buy the flamethrower.


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RE: Buying you with food
February 29, 2012 at 6:03 pm
I haven't been pestered by them lately since moving to a predominantly Catholic town, but I think I did find a copy of the Watchtower stuck in my door one day.
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RE: Buying you with food
March 1, 2012 at 2:57 am


"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#37
RE: Buying you with food
March 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Couldn't you just take the hot dog and then ask them to leave?

"Mmmmm... GET OUT"

I'd send a message saying I'm Satan - I've accidentally locked myself out of Hell and I want to know if I can stay at God's place until tomorrow when the locksmith arrives.
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