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i want to thank every atheist
#41
RE: i want to thank every atheist
The "ultimate first" is not equivalent to your god except in your insistence that this is so. I completely concede the argument, and I'm going to the nearest synagogue to get circumsized and convert to judaism. Or maybe I'll just bow down five times a day to a twinkie, since I now define twinkie as "ultimate first". Congratulations, you just led someone away from Allah. I'm sure he'll be pleased.

(that's not entirely true, I think that earns you a spot in hell, doesn't it?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#42
RE: i want to thank every atheist
if i am not wrong you people are discounting my simple(rustic) question.

i repeat it for my own sake.
how can you prove to a blind man that light exists.
or in case you are a nonatheist then the question would be:
how can you prove to an atheist the extence of God.
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#43
RE: i want to thank every atheist
Oh, if only something like braille existed, so that a blind man might educate himself and get a degree in physics. If only blind men had ears, so that they could hear a wonderful explanation of exactly what light was and how it behaved. If only a blind man had skin so that he might feel the suns warmth on his skin. etc etc etc. In short, whether or not someone can see something has nothing to do with our ability to demonstrate it's existence. You're right, it's a very simple argument, but not in the way that you chose to use the word.

In other words, just because you claim that your god is invisible (for whatever reason) does not excuse you from the burden of proof.

(rememeber when Statler pulled this exact same shit? I miss him..lol. These arguments really make the rounds don't they?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#44
RE: i want to thank every atheist
(February 29, 2012 at 11:26 pm)Rhythm Wrote: We're allowed actual art, so we don't bother with colored fonts, nor do we find them as amusing as your stimulus starved culture might. Did you have anything at all to say, or are you wasting our time?

i can understand how busy you are. posting in a forum which needs donation for its survival.sorry for my ugly style.i behave like an atheist when comes to retaliation,very hideous
(February 29, 2012 at 11:46 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Oh, if only something like braille existed, so that a blind man might educate himself and get a degree in physics. If only blind men had ears, so that they could hear a wonderful explanation of exactly what light was and how it behaved. If only a blind man had skin so that he might feel the suns warmth on his skin. etc etc etc.
you should write ABC as it would have been more rational than that funeral.
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#45
RE: i want to thank every atheist
(February 29, 2012 at 11:41 pm)kuki Wrote: if i am not wrong you people are discounting my simple(rustic) question.

i repeat it for my own sake.
how can you prove to a blind man that light exists.
or in case you are a nonatheist then the question would be:
how can you prove to an atheist the extence of God.

Oh I get it - atheists cannot perceive a god becuse we are blind! Hmmm... that would mean that we would be perfectly justified in behaving as though god/s did not exist, since we are incapable of discerning any such things thus they don't apply to our world; we get by perfectly happily without any gods. Plus we can hardly be held responsible for our 'blindness', can we? It's how we were made after all.

Methinks Kookie didn't really think this one through.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#46
RE: i want to thank every atheist
Do me a favor, don't make an ass of yourself criticizing my english and I won't make an ass of myself criticizing you for whatever language you speak.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#47
RE: i want to thank every atheist
(February 29, 2012 at 11:34 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I completely concede the argument, and I'm going to the nearest synagogue to get circumsized . )
no no ! dont do that it would become too short to reach its destination

(February 29, 2012 at 11:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 29, 2012 at 11:41 pm)kuki Wrote: if i am not wrong you people are discounting my simple(rustic) question.

i repeat it for my own sake.
how can you prove to a blind man that light exists.
or in case you are a nonatheist then the question would be:
how can you prove to an atheist the extence of God.

Oh I get it - atheists cannot perceive a god becuse we are blind! Hmmm... that would mean that we would be perfectly justified in behaving as though god/s did not exist, since we are incapable of discerning any such things thus they don't apply to our world; we get by perfectly happily without any gods. Plus we can hardly be held responsible for our 'blindness', can we? It's how we were made after all.

Methinks Kookie didn't really think this one through.
you would be counted as blind only when you take it seriously that you are being fooled by satans that this universe can create itself from nothing.and you begin your sincere search for the creator. if you dont find HIM out of your circumscribed knowledge then you have done your duty.
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#48
RE: i want to thank every atheist
It's already reached it's destination as many times as it needs to, or as I care to take it, but thanks for the concern.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#49
RE: i want to thank every atheist
(February 29, 2012 at 11:47 pm)kuki Wrote: i can understand how busy you are. posting in a forum which needs donation for its survival.sorry for my ugly style.i behave like an atheist when comes to retaliation,very hideous

I suppose Allah himself prints up the money to keep your ridiculous religion alive? What a fucking dumbass.

So here's me, looking very unamused as you go on and on about the greatness of Allah:

[Image: LAaG6.jpg]

With my tits hanging out. Because I know how your people just love that so much.
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#50
RE: i want to thank every atheist
Muslims consume as much internet porn as anyone else Alei, they just have to go to greater lengths to secure a source...lol.

Thx for the titty shot though, it will be the only satisfying moment in this entire thread. Goddamn your eyes are blue!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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