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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 7, 2012 at 10:16 pm
(March 7, 2012 at 10:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm an old devotee of Landover Baptist though. Deacon Fred might be one of the few holy men who makes sense.
Pastor Deacon Fred is indeed a great man. In fact, I'd say he's America's second best Christian, second only to Betty Bowers, of course.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 7, 2012 at 10:19 pm
Well... fuck, now youve forced me to do it.
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 7, 2012 at 10:21 pm
(March 7, 2012 at 10:16 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: (March 7, 2012 at 10:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm an old devotee of Landover Baptist though. Deacon Fred might be one of the few holy men who makes sense.
Pastor Deacon Fred is indeed a great man. In fact, I'd say he's America's second best Christian, second only to Betty Bowers, of course.
I would actually say he is THE best Christian in this WORLD. His sermons fill me with such joy that it not quite unlike hearing the legendary words of the almighty himself!
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 7, 2012 at 10:22 pm
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Shouldnt your name be: "Yahweh is the weh"?
Just asking...
Greetings
(March 7, 2012 at 10:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Well... fuck, now youve forced me to do it.
LOL, I was there near the stage off to the right. That was a fun Godless march it was.
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Thats me holding the vid cam in leather coat at the godless Americans march of 2002
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 7, 2012 at 11:20 pm
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(March 7, 2012 at 10:05 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Landover POE Min.
Oh; I find it so hard to tell; EG I would believe it if somebody told me Fred Phelps is a Poe, or Chips or GC. 
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 1:32 am
 Yah who haz der weh!
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 1:49 am
Aw Min, you beat me to the punch again! Curses, interjections and superlatives.
Oh, and to our new Landover friend: salutations. With regard to preaching, aren't you supposed to win at least one soul per week, on pain of fine of no less than $200 US? (source: What We (God) Believes)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 1:55 am
(March 8, 2012 at 1:49 am)Stimbo Wrote: aren't you supposed to win at least one soul per week, on pain of fine of no less than $200 US? (source: What We (God) Believes)
Oh, that would explain why they haven't accepted me as a member. I go by what the Bible says, which is that there's no free will and you atheists are ordained by our Lord to be objects of wrath. So there's no point in converting people since Yahweh has already planned everything, including who will be saved and who will satisfy his sadistic glee on Judgment Day.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 2:00 am
Yep Yahwehisafuckhead.
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 10:40 am
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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