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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 10:54 am
(March 8, 2012 at 1:55 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: (March 8, 2012 at 1:49 am)Stimbo Wrote: aren't you supposed to win at least one soul per week, on pain of fine of no less than $200 US? (source: What We (God) Believes)
Oh, that would explain why they haven't accepted me as a member. I go by what the Bible says, which is that there's no free will and you atheists are ordained by our Lord to be objects of wrath. So there's no point in converting people since Yahweh has already planned everything, including who will be saved and who will satisfy his sadistic glee on Judgment Day.
Dude, I love you, please bear my children. 
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 11:12 am
so why do all your peeps put signs like this out if we're all already damned? 
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 11:41 am
because cinjin
there is hope for you and all the unbelievers here. You still have a chance to save yourself from eternal damnation.
just pray the words and jesus christ will save you!
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 11:47 am
(March 8, 2012 at 11:41 am)One King Wrote: just pray the words and jesus christ will save you! If I pray really hard, will he make the Mets win the world series?
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 11:48 am
(This post was last modified: March 8, 2012 at 11:50 am by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(March 8, 2012 at 11:12 am)Cinjin Wrote: so why so all your peeps put signs like this out if we're all already damned?
Christopher Hitchens is burning in Hell right now but he was correct when he said "We are made sick and commanded to be well". That's what the sign like that is all about. It's not a serious admonishment to receive Jesus. It's a taunt.
Do you really think atheists walk by and say, "OH! Right! Accept Jesus! I'm so glad somebody told me about this. It would never have occurred to me otherwise!"? Of course not! You are just "objects of wrath". Now it may seem confusing why the Lord gets his kicks this way but it's not our place to question Him. Maybe it's just that our kissing his butt for all eternity isn't enough and he needs to torture people too.
Think of the sign just like the bully who grabs a smaller kids hand, balls it into a fist, uses that fist to hit the child and taunts "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" That's just what Yahweh is doing when he hardens your heart and then condemns you for it.
(March 8, 2012 at 11:41 am)One King Wrote: because cinjin
there is hope for you and all the unbelievers here. You still have a chance to save yourself from eternal damnation.
just pray the words and jesus christ will save you!
You know, it's sissy, pansy Christians like you that ruin it for everyone. There is no hope for those who aren't of the elect. Jesus has to torture someone for all eternity. It might as well be them.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: 
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 11:56 am
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I think you're out of your mind Yahweh, but you are amusing me ...... for now.
I and the rest of the heathens here think you and your god are a couple of ass hats.
(March 8, 2012 at 11:47 am)Phil Wrote: (March 8, 2012 at 11:41 am)One King Wrote: just pray the words and jesus christ will save you! If I pray really hard, will he make the Mets win the world series?
lol ... no god can do that Phil
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 12:02 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 11:56 am)Cinjin Wrote: lol ... no god can do that Phil
I knew god couldn't make up for Reyes and Pagan.
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 12:08 pm
I have more reason to believe the Church of the FSM then any other, at least the Church of the FSM makes sense. Seriously Hell is not real and your deluded. Now go take your holy book and your 'messiah' and fuck off. Religion had its time (the last 3000 years), You fucked it up, its over. Time for sane people to take over.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 12:12 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 12:08 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: I have more reason to believe the Church of the FSM then any other, at least the Church of the FSM makes sense. Seriously Hell is not real and your deluded. Now go take your holy book and your 'messiah' and fuck off. Religion had its time (the last 3000 years), You fucked it up, its over. Time for sane people to take over.
It says anti-theist in your religious views. If that's true and not just a "fashion statement", how is it that you never read this?
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 12:12 pm)Phil Wrote: (March 8, 2012 at 12:08 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: I have more reason to believe the Church of the FSM then any other, at least the Church of the FSM makes sense. Seriously Hell is not real and your deluded. Now go take your holy book and your 'messiah' and fuck off. Religion had its time (the last 3000 years), You fucked it up, its over. Time for sane people to take over.
It says anti-theist in your religious views. If that's true and not just a "fashion statement", how is it that you never read this?
Nobody told me, simple as.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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