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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: (March 8, 2012 at 12:12 pm)Phil Wrote: (March 8, 2012 at 12:08 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: I have more reason to believe the Church of the FSM then any other, at least the Church of the FSM makes sense. Seriously Hell is not real and your deluded. Now go take your holy book and your 'messiah' and fuck off. Religion had its time (the last 3000 years), You fucked it up, its over. Time for sane people to take over.
It says anti-theist in your religious views. If that's true and not just a "fashion statement", how is it that you never read this?
Nobody told me, simple as.
Someone did now so go and sin no more 
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm
(This post was last modified: March 8, 2012 at 4:03 pm by Welsh cake.)
(March 7, 2012 at 10:03 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: I've decided to brave this lion's den to answer any questions on my beliefs as a True Christian. Yeah, talking to human beings who don't share your beliefs must be a very frightening ordeal for you I'm sure.
Quote:Rest assured, I won't be preaching.
*braces for preaching*
Quote:That would be pointless anyway as the Bible makes it clear that the Lord has already hardened all of your hearts that you might not receive the love of Jesus and be saved.
Not as pointless as signing up to an atheist forum to convert people when you sincerely believe they're all a 'lost cause' from the beginning.
Quote:That's right. You all don't know it but you're just objects of wrath to satisfy the Lord's sadistic glee on judment day. That's why all our wisdom seems as foolishness to you. So enjoy your time in the sun before you spend eternity being burned alive for all eternity by our loving Lord. Praise the sweet name of Jesus!
And you can go fuck yourself too.
...arsewipe. 
(March 8, 2012 at 11:41 am)One King Wrote: there is hope for you and all the unbelievers here. You still have a chance to save yourself from eternal damnation. When you're dead you're dead.
Prove there's an afterlife or piss off back to the secure hospital for your meds.
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Wow, Landover Baptist Poe really is indistinguishable from the real thing.
Welsh, read the first page of the thread, and you can see why your arguments are pointless.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 4:30 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 11:41 am)One King Wrote: there is hope for you and all the unbelievers here. You still have a chance to save yourself from eternal damnation.
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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 8, 2012 at 5:03 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 11:41 am)One King Wrote: because cinjin
there is hope for you and all the unbelievers here. You still have a chance to save yourself from eternal damnation.
just pray the words and jesus christ will save you!
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 10, 2012 at 3:56 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 11:48 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: You know, it's sissy, pansy Christians like you that ruin it for everyone. There is no hope for those who aren't of the elect. Jesus has to torture someone for all eternity. It might as well be them.
Mankind has forced God to torture us for all eternity. Jesus Christ his son, saves us from that. I don't understand how Christians like you can exist. It's like you have no idea what the Bible REALLY means. Jesus is not willing that any should perish, but unfortunately a lot of people are going to because they don't want to see the love of God.
I just want to say to all the other members of these forums - don't be disheartened by Yahwehistheway because he is wrong and anyone can get into Heaven if they just submit themselves body and soul to the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ.
Amen!
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 10, 2012 at 3:58 pm
jesustapdancingchrist!
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I second the emotion. Are none of our theist members interested - dare I say capable - of proper discussion, serious or otherwise? Must they all insist on preaching the party line as if we've never heard it all a million times?
(Apologies to those who don't behave like that. It's wrong of me to generalise, I know, but please accept that you do seem to be the exception rather than the rule.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Are some christoholics really that damn stupid? I even gave a link telling about Landover Baptist. Maybe we should forcibly gather all the christoholics and send them to Freehold Iowa?
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RE: Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 10, 2012 at 4:34 pm
(March 10, 2012 at 3:56 pm)One King Wrote: (March 8, 2012 at 11:48 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: You know, it's sissy, pansy Christians like you that ruin it for everyone. There is no hope for those who aren't of the elect. Jesus has to torture someone for all eternity. It might as well be them.
Mankind has forced God to torture us for all eternity. Jesus Christ his son, saves us from that. I don't understand how Christians like you can exist. It's like you have no idea what the Bible REALLY means. Jesus is not willing that any should perish, but unfortunately a lot of people are going to because they don't want to see the love of God.
I just want to say to all the other members of these forums - don't be disheartened by Yahwehistheway because he is wrong and anyone can get into Heaven if they just submit themselves body and soul to the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ.
Amen!
"Mankind has forced god to torture us"
POE!
No real Christian would ever use the words "torture" and "God" in the same sentence, nor would they ever admit that ANYTHING God does did or ever will do would be considered torture.
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