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That is oor water!!!
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That is oor water!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-17314545

Quote:The Scottish government has offered to provide water for drought-hit areas in the south of England.

But ministers admit there are huge logistical issues to be overcome before it could happen.

London's Mayor, Boris Johnson says water could be exported to the south of England via a series of canals.

Dinnae gee the bastards oor saft water.
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#2
RE: That is oor water!!!
(March 10, 2012 at 2:15 pm)frankiej Wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-17314545

Quote:The Scottish government has offered to provide water for drought-hit areas in the south of England.

But ministers admit there are huge logistical issues to be overcome before it could happen.

London's Mayor, Boris Johnson says water could be exported to the south of England via a series of canals.

Dinnae gee the bastards oor saft water.

Oh come on, you know you have far too much of it.



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#3
RE: That is oor water!!!
Lol, yeah, I know. I'm just pissin' about.

Once we have them hooked on our delicious water they won't want to return to their own shitty hard water. Chi ching!
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#4
RE: That is oor water!!!
If we have canals going up to scotland I may go, Itd probably be quicker to take a canal to scotland than drive out of gosport.

Our road system is shit.



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#5
RE: That is oor water!!!
We can make jokes, but ownership of water is a pretty hot issue, with potentially lethal consequences. Some very friendly looking people in very high places are currently engaged in a debate as to whether or not human beings have a "right" to the water beneath their feet (or that which falls on their head). Guess which side of this debate those very friendly looking people are on? lol.
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#6
RE: That is oor water!!!
I've always liked the idea of towing an iceberg from the arctic .The idea has actually been seriously proposed by sane people..


I live in driest state in the driest continent. In Summer our water often turns brown. Rainwater tanks and bottled water are very popular.
(March 10, 2012 at 2:31 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: If we have canals going up to scotland I may go, Itd probably be quicker to take a canal to scotland than drive out of gosport.

Our road system is shit.

But rail is just dandy. In 2000 I traveled from Loch Ness to Cambridge in ten hours. There was a bit of waiting time in Inverness,Edinburgh and London.

(Loch Ness to Inverness is a beautiful 45 minute bus trip)
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(March 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm)frankiej Wrote: Once we have them hooked on our delicious water they won't want to return to their own shitty hard water. Chi ching!

How would they know it's supposed to be delicious when they're blind drunk on the malts you hooked 'm 2 centuries ago on? Big Grin

Or was that payback for the weak lukewarm tea they sent your way?
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