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If one religion was correct...
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  RE: If one religion was correct...
March 19, 2012 at 11:09 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2012 at 11:09 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(March 19, 2012 at 4:56 pm)Insanity x Wrote:(March 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm)tobie Wrote: If it turned out that one religion was correct, which one would you hope it to be? I myself am a devout Fuddian (reform) We reform Fuddians have no restrictions on choice of hunting weapon. (I has a Uzzi) Our choice of prey has only one rule;must be edible. This includes feral and free range children There is no obligation to wear a deerstalker cap,to speak with a speech impediment or to exclaim "Ha haaaa haaa ha " at every opportunity, although all three are encouraged. We worship Bugs Bunny and all things rabbity. Generally, a very good time is had by all,with the exception of the feral/free range children. Please feel to ask me any questions. If I don't know the answer I'll make something up,just like our apologist friends. 
Buddhism, preferably Theravada Buddhism.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. 
Buddhism. In my next life, I'd like to be a. . .wait. . . all the animals on this planet have shitty lives.
Nevermind, I hope I get reincarnated exactly as I am now, but with even more cash and better looks.  Also, when I'm reincarnated, I want an infinite cookie machine. One that makes all different types, too. Just randomly, without requirin ingredients. And it has to stack them for me in convenient, air-tight tupperware containers. What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
 RE: If one religion was correct...
March 19, 2012 at 11:50 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2012 at 11:52 pm by Whateverist.)
(March 19, 2012 at 9:07 pm)Loading Please Wait Wrote: Mormonism. Did you read a lot of comic books as a kid too? When I heard what Mormons believe I thought right away - D.C. comics! (March 19, 2012 at 11:36 pm)Aegrus Wrote: Buddhism. In my next life, I'd like to be a. . .wait. . . all the animals on this planet have shitty lives. You should want to come back as my dog. Hell I think I'd rather be my dog too. They really know how to live. 
Wicca. I can't believe no one else said that. Fucking magic, people . . . magic. I could use a little.
 RE: If one religion was correct...
March 20, 2012 at 9:01 am
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2012 at 9:02 am by Faith No More.)
Rastafarianism hands down. You get to smoke weed.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
 (March 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm)tobie Wrote: If it turned out that one religion was correct, which one would you hope it to be? I'd worship Zeus for sure! Hit the gym with that buff Hercules dude and all. Good times all around... "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
 (March 19, 2012 at 11:09 pm)padraic Wrote: I myself am a devout Fuddian (reform) Give me a RPG and I'm in! ![[Image: rpg-1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=static.ddmcdn.com%2Fgif%2Frpg-1.jpg)
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