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There is little time.
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 9:57 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 7:20 pm)Christian Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 6:57 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Credit where credit is due. Well done.

(April 1, 2012 at 7:18 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: I don't believe it but......well done, Christian. Amazing.

As my pastor said, One King is probably speaking for the Devil, not the Lord Jesus Christ. Smile

As I prophesied, Christian, even your unprecedented ignorance did not let you keep the title of "dumbest product of the Jesus cult on AF" for long. Christianity works miracles swiftly and a fruitcake even dumber ant nuttier than you has taken your place in barely any time at all.

If the divinity is indeed benevolent then he must have given us "one king" to serve as a even more dire warning of the consequences submission to the Jesus cult.
Amen brother
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
RE: There is little time.
Well, he was right about there being little time, but for reasons that he was the only one not to expect.

(April 1, 2012 at 10:15 pm)Christian Wrote: I have nothing to say, Chuck. I may be the dumbest but I know right from wrong and right for me is my Bible.
Then you are essentially saying you have no moral compass. As a nonbeliever I don't get my moral code from the bible or any other 'holy' writ. Yet you'd be surprised just how many people I haven't raped or murdered, nor even felt the urge to do so. See, I don't have to rely on some very dodgy guidebook to tell me what not to do every day, and I know that deep down neither do you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, he was right about there being little time, but for reasons that he was the only one not to expect.

Nothing mysterious about the ways of FSM. Wink
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:27 pm)houseofcantor Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 10:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, he was right about there being little time, but for reasons that he was the only one not to expect.

Nothing mysterious about the ways of FSM. Wink

Ramen BrotherFSM Grin
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
RE: There is little time.
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Ceiling Cat finds your lack of faith disappoint.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 10:15 pm)Christian Wrote: I have nothing to say, Chuck. I may be the dumbest but I know right from wrong and right for me is my Bible.

No, you may no longer be the quite the very dumbest, but you don't know right from wrong. If you think bible is central to what is right for you, then you have little hope Of ever becoming much more useful to humanity than an acolyte to superstitious fools, or stooge to unscrupulous frauds.
RE: There is little time.
Hrm... we're still here.

At least Harold Camping finally apologized and repented.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
(Oscar Wilde)
RE: There is little time.
(April 29, 2012 at 11:45 pm)Ryft Wrote: Hrm... we're still here.

At least Harold Camping finally apologized and repented.
That'll come as a great consolation to the religiously gullible who blew their life savings for his 'cause'.
RE: There is little time.
(May 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm)Welsh cake Wrote:
(April 29, 2012 at 11:45 pm)Ryft Wrote: Hrm... we're still here.

At least Harold Camping finally apologized and repented.
That'll come as a great consolation to the religiously gullible who blew their life savings for his 'cause'.

If you are born after the 1700s and you devote anything of yours to a cause that claims to be christian, you deserve no consolation.

RE: There is little time.
I know I shut this thread down over a month ago. How it got open, I'm not sure, but I'm going to go ahead and close 'er down again.


Cheers.
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