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There is little time.
#1
There is little time.
I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord. I have been given visions about these end times and I'm afraid it is far sooner than any of us could have realized.

The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom. I never asked to be a prophet or a man of high esteem, but neither did Moses or Elisha. We are chosen because we are willing servants to the Potter. Clay in his hands.

Will any of you hear me?
#2
RE: There is little time.
Oh please do continue ... this should be entertaining as hell.

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#3
RE: There is little time.
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Or at least I hope your a troll
That or your batshit fucking crazy.. Whats new I guess
#4
RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been given visions

Check yourself into a mental institution and fuck off. Quit wasting our time with these bullshit posts.
#5
RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord. I have been given visions about these end times and I'm afraid it is far sooner than any of us could have realized.

The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom. I never asked to be a prophet or a man of high esteem, but neither did Moses or Elisha. We are chosen because we are willing servants to the Potter. Clay in his hands.

Will any of you hear me?

Please give specifics.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
#6
RE: There is little time.
I had an awesome dream last night. It also involved angels. To go into further details I would have to move over into area 69 Wink
#7
RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: Will any of you hear me?

No.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
#8
RE: There is little time.
Quote:Please give specifics.


He's slightly more of a lunatic than you are G-C.
#9
RE: There is little time.
How's your canned goods bunker looking? All stocked up on vienna sauages and peeps?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
#10
RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 6:34 pm)Rhythm Wrote: How's your canned goods bunker looking? All stocked up on vienna sauages and peeps?

Is this innuendo?



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