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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 10:38 am
That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.
(April 3, 2012 at 10:33 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: (April 3, 2012 at 10:29 am)SavageNerdz Wrote: This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>
I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 11:03 am
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm
(This post was last modified: April 3, 2012 at 7:06 pm by Aegrus.)
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 7:22 pm
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(April 2, 2012 at 11:37 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: A priest connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.
Don't you just hate it every time that happens? I'll never forget the look on my friends' faces... almost ruined the whole wedding...
(April 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm)Aegrus Wrote: I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*
I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.
Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Indeed I am! Well spotted, that man! 
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm
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(April 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm)Aegrus Wrote: I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . .
I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American. Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €
If you need it a couple of times copy it to the clipboard.
If you need it often change your keyboard's layout settings/presets or install keyboard software with the € symbol.
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 3, 2012 at 7:50 pm
Consider getting a proper non-American keyboard. 
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 4, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Wow, this totally made my day! 
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
April 15, 2012 at 1:57 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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