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Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
#11
RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.
(April 3, 2012 at 10:33 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(April 3, 2012 at 10:29 am)SavageNerdz Wrote: This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.

~Lane~
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#12
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(April 3, 2012 at 10:38 am)SavageNerdz Wrote: That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.
(April 3, 2012 at 10:33 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(April 3, 2012 at 10:29 am)SavageNerdz Wrote: This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.

I would have given £100 to see the looks on there faces.
ROFLOLROFLOLBwahahahaha!!!Clap
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(April 3, 2012 at 11:03 am)Gooders1002 Wrote: I would have given £100 to see the looks on there faces.
ROFLOLROFLOLBwahahahaha!!!Clap

I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.
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(April 2, 2012 at 11:37 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: A priest connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.

Don't you just hate it every time that happens? I'll never forget the look on my friends' faces... almost ruined the whole wedding...

(April 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm)Aegrus Wrote: I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.

Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €

Socialist!
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#16
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Indeed I am! Well spotted, that man! Wink
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(April 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm)Aegrus Wrote: I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . .

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.
Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €

If you need it a couple of times copy it to the clipboard.
If you need it often change your keyboard's layout settings/presets or install keyboard software with the € symbol.
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#18
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Consider getting a proper non-American keyboard. Angel
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Wow, this totally made my day! Big Grin
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

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#20
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A rather curious development:

Inquiry into gay images in doubt after theft of laptop
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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