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People who mocked god and lived.

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People who mocked god and lived.
Minimalist Offline Donators
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#11
RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Good morning, everyone


Looks like I have survived for another day of mocking all things holy.
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 24, 2012 at 12:43 pm (This post was last modified: April 24, 2012 at 12:49 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(April 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Good morning, everyone


Looks like I have survived for another day of mocking all things holy.

Yet any census will show that thousands of the most devout and god fearing Christians who praised god daily and mostly fervently only yesterday have since indubitably died in your stead.

Is there no justice in this world???? For shame!!!!!

Perhaps mocking god caused those christians to die? The timing would surely suggest to no less an intellect than gilligan that there is a causal relationship?

Christians, best renounce your faith. Otherwise everytime when an atheist mocks god, and we do that a lot, you would be at risk of biting the dust.


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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Quote:Perhaps mocking god caused those christians to die?


I can only hope, Chuck.
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 24, 2012 at 5:53 pm
(April 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Good morning, everyone


Looks like I have survived for another day of mocking all things holy.

I too appear to be conspicuously unsmitten. Clearly Ceiling Cat pwnz Yahweh and friends combined.
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 24, 2012 at 9:36 pm
Is mocking all fairy tales a sin? or just a sin to the god you believe in?

Does the Christian god get angry when I mock the Muslim god?




I don't actually care in the least, but it has to be a sin of some kind to mock other religions' gods ...... because it's so much damn fun.

.... jesus-tapdancing-christ-wearing-a-dildo, I just enjoy it so much. Big Grin
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 24, 2012 at 9:48 pm
I too have lived to mock another day. Must be one impotent god.
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 25, 2012 at 2:24 am (This post was last modified: April 25, 2012 at 2:27 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Well, I feel smoted; I can hardly bloody walk.

Oh, did I mention I have arthritis in the knees? Or that yesterday I had my care serviced? That means I had to leave my car there for a few hours,walk the the couple of of km or so home, then back again to pick it up.

I''m obviously wicked and also deserve a good birching. Angel Cloud
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 25, 2012 at 10:48 am
I just woke up, and yet another day, I live on.

God is a putz.
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 25, 2012 at 10:57 am
Still alive. WTF?
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RE: People who mocked god and lived.
April 25, 2012 at 11:01 am
My father. He is a famous man.
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