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100 Satanic Questions
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100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 6:57 am
Try these on the fundies.
http://www.usbible.com/Satan/satanic_questions.htm
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 9:38 am
Haha. Those are awesome.
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 12:47 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm by Poetess.)
You should ask the christians here to answer all of the questions. Angel
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm
I think a few of the better screwed-together apologists could get around a majority of those questions verbally.
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 1:05 pm
I hear you Epi. I was actually thinking the same when I read those. Smile
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Who ever wrote those questions must be an 8th grader, that has never read one word of scripture, Lord help the atheist and other nonbelievers who think those are challenging questions.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 9:53 pm
(April 28, 2012 at 9:49 pm)Godschild Wrote: Who ever wrote those questions must be an 8th grader, that has never read one word of scripture, Lord help the atheist and other nonbelievers who think those are challenging questions.

Then answer them.
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 28, 2012 at 11:36 pm
(April 28, 2012 at 9:53 pm)Matt231 Wrote:
(April 28, 2012 at 9:49 pm)Godschild Wrote: Who ever wrote those questions must be an 8th grader, that has never read one word of scripture, Lord help the atheist and other nonbelievers who think those are challenging questions.

Then answer them.

By all means, yes please do. I could use a good laugh.
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 29, 2012 at 12:02 am
(April 28, 2012 at 9:53 pm)Matt231 Wrote:
(April 28, 2012 at 9:49 pm)Godschild Wrote: Who ever wrote those questions must be an 8th grader, that has never read one word of scripture, Lord help the atheist and other nonbelievers who think those are challenging questions.

Then answer them.

I answered them as I read them, they were simple really. I've answered most of those ridiculous questions on this forum, if you want the answers go see what I said. It gets boring answering the same old questions over and over.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: 100 Satanic Questions
April 29, 2012 at 12:57 am
(April 29, 2012 at 12:02 am)Godschild Wrote: It gets boring answering the same old questions over and over.

Now you know how we feel.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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