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Did Jesus Forsee the US Constitution

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Did Jesus Forsee the US Constitution
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Did Jesus Forsee the US Constitution
June 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Got this from Summerqueen... figured you would enjoy this Tongue

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/...ormon.html
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RE: Did Jesus Forsee the US Constitution
June 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm
So the morons....oops, sorry. Typo there. Mormons quote their own silly books as proof that their books are right.

Where have I seen this act before?
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RE: Did Jesus Forsee the US Constitution
June 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Don't know whether I should solute or pray. Guess I'll pray Romney does not win.
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RE: Did Jesus Forsee the US Constitution
June 2, 2012 at 11:27 am (This post was last modified: June 2, 2012 at 11:27 am by Angrboda.)



Aaaaah, shit! It's Bizarro World Jesus!


The jokes just keep getting funnier. And scarier. Not that if Romney starts walking the walk, some whacko fundamentalist won't X his tian. (A little Chinese joke there. Indeed, very little.)

*checks-watch* Where the hell is that giant asteroid at anyway?


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