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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 3:51 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 2:38 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 12:54 pm)Epimethean Wrote: ...nothing more than a storybook and yet christians continue to venerate it. Careful now...you're knocking on the door of purdition. Hopefully, you're rejecting the wording and not the Spirit behind the text. Fuck your silly tribal spirits.
This is the only real spirits for me.
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 3:58 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 2:38 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Everyone knows faeries aren't real. Just angels.
Yes, Angels are most certainly real. They won the World Series in 2002.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 4:16 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 2:38 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 12:54 pm)Epimethean Wrote: ...nothing more than a storybook and yet christians continue to venerate it. Careful now...you're knocking on the door of purdition. Hopefully, you're rejecting the wording and not the Spirit behind the text.
Meh, they're all damned anyway. Eternally. There's nothing they can do about it now.
Quote:Matt 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
Luke 12:10 And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.
It appears our Lord is rather touchy about his flying invisible side kick, The Holy Spirit. And since The Holy Spirit inspired the Bible, it follows that disparaging the Bible counts.
So never say anything like fuck The Holy Spirit because...
uh oh
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 4:43 pm
god the father = adam
god the son = steve
god the spirit = lube
trinity = one slippery god full of frothy goodness
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 4:52 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm)Chuck Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 2:41 pm)frankiej Wrote: You sound insane when you say shit like that.
You mean he didn't sound all that insane, as well as phoney, conceited, and narcissistic, before this point? Geez...no sense of humor.
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 5:11 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 4:52 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm)Chuck Wrote: You mean he didn't sound all that insane, as well as phoney, conceited, and narcissistic, before this point? Geez...no sense of humor.
I don't find Hell especially funny. I look forward to seeing heathen trash everywhere cast screaming into that pit.
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 4:16 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: So never say anything like fuck The Holy Spirit because...
Fuck the holy spirit.
Now what?
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 5:21 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm)Thor Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 4:16 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: So never say anything like fuck The Holy Spirit because...
Fuck the holy spirit.
Now what?
Shit! You aren't supposed to say "Fuck the holy spirit". You're scre....
Oh, fuck.
Doomed am I.
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 5:25 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm)Thor Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 4:16 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: So never say anything like fuck The Holy Spirit because...
Fuck the holy spirit.
Now what? GC barges in and tells you you're not fucking it right.
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RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 5:29 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 12:11 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 10:25 am)Tobie Wrote: Maths books are not fiction, and are up to date, so yes I can. Of course you can. I used an absurd example to illustrate a point. All texts require you to use a greater or lesser degree of judgement about its nature, the author's, intent, and the historical and social contexts within which they were written. Math vs. poetry is east. Ancient documents much less so. Even then, some meanings are relatively clear, others more speculative. Discussion and debate amongst interpretors is not evidence that the texts lack value or applicability. Few things of value are easily attained.
(June 7, 2012 at 5:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (June 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm)Thor Wrote: Fuck the holy spirit.
Now what?
Shit! You aren't supposed to say "Fuck the holy spirit". You're scre....
Oh, fuck.
Doomed am I.
I bet you don't know why that is. Well, the holy spirit was heavily involved in the immaculate conception, so you'd better ixnay on the fuck the spiritstay, otherwise you're asking to be butt raped. True story, it's in one of the Gospels that was taken out by the council of Nicea.
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