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Dotard
Card carrying member of NO MA'AM  Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids! RE: Homosexuality
August 4, 2009 at 7:58 am
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(August 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm)Anto Kennedy Wrote: Dogs fuck chair legs and teddy bears, doesn't make it ok for a human to do it. Wait...What? But what if it's a really big and soft teddy bear? I tried the chair leg once. Not good unless it's sanded really really good. So I hump chair legs and teddy bears, tell me again why this is not ok. (August 4, 2009 at 6:53 am)Anto Kennedy Wrote: Dicks aren't supposed to go into poopers. If you don't believe that then you're the crazy ones. Hey, it was an accident ok? I said I was sorry, what more do you want?
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 (August 4, 2009 at 6:53 am)Anto Kennedy Wrote: Dicks aren't supposed to go into poopers. If you don't believe that then you're the crazy ones. There's a whole porn industry that says otherwise! Kyu Angry Atheism
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Oh but Kyu,
Internets rule #34 is true so that is no measure of validity. "If you can think of it, there is porn about it on the internet" Rhizo (August 4, 2009 at 8:52 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Internets rule #34 is true so that is no measure of validity. "If you can think of it, there is porn about it on the internet" Oh trust me I think about it! I think about it quite a bit  hock:Kyu Angry Atheism
Where those who are hacked off with the stupidity of irrational belief can vent their feelings! Come over to the dark side, we have cookies! Kyuuketsuki, AngryAtheism Owner & Administrator  (August 4, 2009 at 6:53 am)Anto Kennedy Wrote: Dicks aren't supposed to go into poopers. If you don't believe that then you're the crazy ones. So I guess you can never have oral sex ever again, since they're not supposed to go into mouths either. And don't even think about having sex if you don't plan to procreate. God will hate you if you do.
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August 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm
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Quote:So I guess you can never have oral sex ever again, since they're not supposed to go into mouths either. Well yeah, that's the point. You said it as if not having oral sex ever again would somehow disappoint me. It degrades the woman, the mouth is the organ of speech and by sticking a dick in her mouth your taking her humanity away from her. Our word, our reason, our logos, is what makes us human; without that we're just animals. You might aswell just fart in her face and spit on her while your at it. And this has nothing to do with God. It's about respect and dignity. I can't respect a queer sucking a dick through a glory hole. It's embarrasing.
Dotard
Card carrying member of NO MA'AM Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids! RE: Homosexuality
August 4, 2009 at 1:17 pm
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(August 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm)Anto Kennedy Wrote: You might aswell just fart in her face and spit on her while your at it. I do. Sometimes she farts in my face. So what. It's consentual. Who are you to pronounce my sexual preferances as "wrong"? Ya know, it ain't 'supposed' to go in your hand either.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
--------------- ...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck --------------- NO MA'AM
Quote:Ya know, it ain't 'supposed' to go in your hand either. Then how do you aim your piss? Besides masturbation is a natural way of keeping hormonal levels in check.... (August 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm)Anto Kennedy Wrote: Well yeah, that's the point. You said it as if not having oral sex ever again would somehow disappoint me. It degrades the woman, the mouth is the organ of speech and by sticking a dick in her mouth your taking her humanity away from her. Our word, our reason, our logos, is what makes us human; without that we're just animals. The mount is also the organ for eating and puking so what fucking difference does it make if it become an organ for sex? (August 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm)Anto Kennedy Wrote: You might aswell just fart in her face and spit on her while your at it. You mean we can no longer hold opur loved ones under the cover and fart any more? Damn! That's so much fun! (August 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm)Anto Kennedy Wrote: And this has nothing to do with God. It's about respect and dignity. I can't respect a queer sucking a dick through a glory hole. It's embarrasing. No, what it's about is your fucked up ideas of embarrassment ... it's your fucking problem mate, don't make it ours! Kyu Angry Atheism
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