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Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm
(June 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Apparently they don't realize that there are xtians who aren't straight.

Does God know about this?
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 8:39 pm
(June 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm)Tempus Wrote:
(June 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Apparently they don't realize that there are xtians who aren't straight.

Does God know about this?

They're trying to keep it on the DL. We all remember what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah; they went from not existing, to SERIOUSLY not existing.
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#13
RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:Apparently they don't realize that there are xtians who aren't straight.

All xtians are straight. Some of them, however, have succumb to the devil's temptations. Which means as a good xtian dating site, they cannot allow those tempations to be acted upon.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm
Of course.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 8:48 pm
I signed up because I was curious, but got kicked when I answered one of their questionnaires with "I'm open minded".
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#16
RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 9:04 pm
(June 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: LOL! Annik, you need to fuck a couple more Christian women before you make that kind of judgement. Wink


PS. Pics or it didn't happen....

PPS. Make sure at least one of them is a preachers daughter.

I do still have friends, who are girls, who will talk to me about this. Most of them are still in "no sex before marriage" mode. Wink

I also have a friend who attempts to be a "good Christian" for the sake of her father, but she's not even sure God exists (I'd say she leans more towards atheism, but not quite yet). Her sexcapes are more interesting.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Quote:Most of them are still in "no sex before marriage" mode.


IOW, boring.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 9:16 pm
(June 21, 2012 at 9:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Most of them are still in "no sex before marriage" mode.


IOW, boring.

N...nnn...nnnoooo....oh...s...suh...seeehh...

Uh, help me out here guys, how do you say this, and what does it mean...?
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#19
RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 9:47 pm
i would in no way join christianmingle just to get some ass. i'll take my shot at getting hurt by some youngbuck, but i think i'm at about 26yo as the youngest i can imagine laying one into. she can have the look (fucked 10s and -10s, no shame), but under that age, they simply haven't had enough time under the hucklebuck, to have lost all dignity (which is very important to me in the sack)!
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Quote:fucked 10s and -10s, no shame


-10's are why they invented light switches.
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