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Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 10:58 pm
(June 21, 2012 at 9:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Most of them are still in "no sex before marriage" mode.


IOW, boring.

They are boring, sexually! Even when we were in high school, I realized that sex before marriage is what I wanted (even though I didn't get laid until some time after). How can you really love someone without wanting to fuck their brains out on a daily basis? Furthermore, how else will you know if you're sexually compatible?
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: June 21, 2012 at 11:06 pm by jackman.)
(June 21, 2012 at 10:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:fucked 10s and -10s, no shame


-10's are why they invented light switches.

yessir!
(June 21, 2012 at 10:58 pm)Annik Wrote: They are boring, sexually!

this is worse than anything. they can be pig ugly but if they're pig nasty to go with it, then let's saddle up. lol.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 21, 2012 at 11:24 pm (This post was last modified: June 21, 2012 at 11:24 pm by Cinjin.)
Their verse/mantra at the top has got to be one of the top 5 greatest lies EVER told:

Tagline Wrote:Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. - Psalms 37:4

What a fucking joke. I know some SERIOUSLY whiny miserable pathetic fucking Christians. I'm guessing this site is packed full of 'em.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 22, 2012 at 1:43 am (This post was last modified: June 22, 2012 at 1:46 am by Angrboda.)



Well shoot. There go my plans of being the lesbian underground on Christian Mingle. Unless... I use multiple accounts with multiple genders...

It'd be just like the 60s before Stonewall.


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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 22, 2012 at 1:47 am
(June 22, 2012 at 1:43 am)apophenia Wrote:


Well shoot. There go my plans of being the lesbian underground on Christian Mingle. Unless... I use multiple accounts with multiple genders...

It'd be just like the 60s before Stonewall.



I certainly wouldn't recommend that everyone put up a fake profile or two for trolling purposes.









...or would I?
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 22, 2012 at 3:11 am (This post was last modified: June 22, 2012 at 3:16 am by Justtristo.)
Christian mingle is a good website if I were a Fundamentalist Christian. Otherwise I avoid sites like this like the bubonic plague. I do this because I dated a Pentecostal woman once (when I still believed in a higher power in the universe), she put me off dating women who are not atheists or agnostics.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 22, 2012 at 6:08 am
(June 21, 2012 at 6:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If Ayn Rand were as sexy as Angelina Jolie I still couldn't do it. Her idea of selfishness as an absolute economic solution in all conditions fucks the middle class and working poor.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 22, 2012 at 4:41 pm



Forewarned is forearmed.

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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 22, 2012 at 6:13 pm
"Delight yourself in the Lord and he will give you the desires of your heart."

Hmmmn, and they won't let you send a smile to the same sex? Paradox much?
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
June 22, 2012 at 6:54 pm
(June 22, 2012 at 4:41 pm)apophenia Wrote: Forewarned is forearmed.

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Indeed.
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