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Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
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Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
Come on, I know you guy's have thought about it. There is no doubt this is potentially one of the most abusable dating systems online. Here's the link for all the perverts. Good Hunting! (lol jk.)

http://www.christianmingle.com/
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
Not me. I know some people do it. But I cant have sex with someone who isn't on the same page as me. If Ayn Rand were as sexy as Angelina Jolie I still couldn't do it. Her idea of selfishness as an absolute economic solution in all conditions fucks the middle class and working poor.

And it doesn't even have to be about religion either. I couldn't date someone that much younger than me. I am 46 and cant see myself dating even a 23 year old atheist. Our tastes in music and art and pop culture would most likely be vastly different. Plus even if they had a PHD you still need age and life experience no matter what.

I know people do that and that is fine for them, But I have to like the thoughts of the other person and be mostly on the same page.

If others simply want to get a one night stand, that too, if consensual I'd simply say use protection otherwise you might have an 18 year liability around your neck or pick up something that could kill you.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
Quote:I am 46 and cant see myself dating even a 23 year old atheist.


Plus, she might injure you. Best not to take chances.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
Yes, get laid by a woman who is only going to give you missionary... <.<;
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
Since this site was brought up, I thought I'd post this.


Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
This entire thread is made out of win. Everything in it. All of it.

Also, I have learned that christian women, for some reason, find themselves using websites like that a looot. I used to hit a couple up a couple years ago, back before I moved to Wi., where I would literally put "atheist looking to be saved by an angel" as my intro-line. I invented some big sob-story about how I needed jesus in my life but I "needed an angel to guide me to him."

I spoke about god with a few...angels. Though they were more like demons. One was practically a vampire with how she bit into my neck at one point. And another screamed like a banshee. But oh we discussed god quite a bit. Not in any particular format, and the conversations were very, very punctual, very short. But he was brought up a lot, at least. And THAT is what matters most.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
(June 21, 2012 at 6:39 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Since this site was brought up, I thought I'd post this.



Ah bigotry gotta love it.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
Expect nothing less from a Christian dating site.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
(June 21, 2012 at 6:06 pm)Annik Wrote: Yes, get laid by a woman who is only going to give you missionary... <.<;

LOL! Annik, you need to fuck a couple more Christian women before you make that kind of judgement. Wink


PS. Pics or it didn't happen....

PPS. Make sure at least one of them is a preachers daughter.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
(June 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Expect nothing less from a Christian dating site.

Apparently they don't realize that there are xtians who aren't straight.
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