7,000 Year Old Caveman Bones Found; Oldest Modern Human DNA

[FallentoReason]

P1) Adam & Eve existed
P2) Adam & Eve had children
P3) I'm related to Adam & Eve
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C) The genealogies still stand. The bones were put there by Satan.

[Minimalist]

P1) Adam & Eve existed
P2) Adam & Eve had children
P3) I'm related to Adam & Eve
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C) The genealogies still stand. The bones were put there by Satan.

LOL. Yeah. They've all got the same line of shit.

[Justtristo]

This is why I was careful to say that the DNA was the oldest, not the bones themselves.

Right. Of course the Neanderthal Genome Project extracted DNA from a 38,000 year old HNS femur and found:

At roughly 3.2 billion base pairs,[3] the Neanderthal genome is about the size of the modern human genome. According to preliminary sequences, 99.7% of the base pairs of the modern human and Neanderthal genomes are identical, compared to humans sharing around 98.8% of base pairs with the chimpanzee

The last line should piss off the creatards no end!

The chimpanzee thing would piss off creationists, however they just usually claims Neanderthals are just another variant in the homo type.

[Minimalist]

Yeah - but other variants aren't mentioned in the Big Book of Fairy Tales.

Their sky-daddy only made Adam and Eve. I guess as usual when taking it literally gets embarrassing they look around for alternatives.

We call that "being full of shit."