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 RE: insults page!
July 5, 2012 at 1:05 am
(This post was last modified: July 5, 2012 at 1:06 am by Reforged.)
Well someone needs to overcharge you at every turn, might as well be us.
Consequently we've been saving up the wealth you guys so kindly hand to us on a regular basis to begin construction on the eighth wonder of the world: The Golden Potato. I know what you're thinking "Oh wow, thats pretty fucking classy" and you'd be right, it is... but you're not allowed to see it. -.-
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.  "You're not from around here, are you?" "Did you just think that up just now?" ![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/zf86M5L7/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg)  (July 4, 2012 at 11:36 pm)gringoperry Wrote: Oh it's slingin' insults ye want? Where I come from that's called a conversation. Aye, it is exactly the same in Scotland. We are either really blunt or just uber sarcastic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-z4iMBFZA Cunt
 (July 4, 2012 at 11:56 pm)gringoperry Wrote: Yip, we make the best Irish jokes too. We also sent all our rejects to a place called Boston. How's that working out for y'all? Irish jokes? Ya great sassenach turd.  ---------------------------------------------- Liam and Cormac are passing the Labor Exchange and see a sign in the window "'TREE FELLERS WANTED" Liam says "What a pity Fergus isn't here" 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Liam and Fergus are out duck hunting. 12 hours, nothing. Liam says; " I know what's wrong.We're not throwing the dog high enough" 
I've grown rather fond of calling people twatwaffle. :-?
"In our youth, we lacked the maturity, the decency to create gods better than ourselves so that we might have something to aspire to. Instead we are left with a host of deities who were violent, narcissistic, vengeful bullies who reflected our own values. Our gods could have been anything we could imagine, and all we were capable of manifesting were gods who shared the worst of our natures."-Me
"Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men." – Francis Bacon (July 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm)SleepingDemon Wrote: I've grown rather fond of calling people twatwaffle. :-? Twatwaffle... I don't know, perhaps it will grow on me.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
After a while, it rolls off the tongue much like batshittery.
"In our youth, we lacked the maturity, the decency to create gods better than ourselves so that we might have something to aspire to. Instead we are left with a host of deities who were violent, narcissistic, vengeful bullies who reflected our own values. Our gods could have been anything we could imagine, and all we were capable of manifesting were gods who shared the worst of our natures."-Me
"Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men." – Francis Bacon 
It's theist, which probably renders it inadmissible, but:
Christ died for the sins of the world. 99% of them involved your mom's vagina. “The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false.”
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