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Idiots Flock To A Tree.....

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Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
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Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Xtian morons - probably all catholics - think THIS

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is their precious fucking virgin mary carving herself into a tree trunk.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2012071...9GUO0.html

Quote:WEST NEW YORK, N.J. (AP) - People are flocking to a tree in northern New Jersey where some say they see the image of the Virgin Mary.

Even the church took time out from fucking children to comment:

Quote:Newark Archdiocese spokesman Jim Goodness tells The Journal of Jersey City () the image is likely "some discoloration that resembles Our Lady of Guadalupe.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 12:08 pm
there are no words to describe how stupid this is.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Not as clear a revelation as this one:

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Only sheep need a shepherd.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 12:42 pm
PRAISE ASSHOLE JESUS!!
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 1:47 pm
I don't see it. Is it supposed to be the whole virgin or just her vagina?
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Looks like she's not a virgin anymore.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Sorry guys, I just got wood.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm
The gullibility on display just went up. The guy to the left isn't wearing one, but two Power Balance style bracelets.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 3:44 pm
(July 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm)Annik Wrote: Sorry guys, I just got wood.

I wood not beleaf you normally, but the stupidity of this branch of christianity makes me beleaf anything.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 15, 2012 at 3:52 pm
(July 15, 2012 at 3:44 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(July 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm)Annik Wrote: Sorry guys, I just got wood.

I wood not beleaf you normally, but the stupidity of this branch of christianity makes me beleaf anything.

Oh, Napo. You're so punny. <3
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