| Poll: When I'm having sex ... This poll is closed. |
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| I know my god is watching, and he's probably mad. | 1 | 2.63% | |
| I'm usually by myself. | 4 | 10.53% | |
| I grin and bear it because it's so disgusting. | 1 | 2.63% | |
| I'm often drunk and in someone's car. | 2 | 5.26% | |
| I'm just releasing all my pent-up issues through my fun parts. | 4 | 10.53% | |
| I'm at my best! I'm an incredible fuck! | 12 | 31.58% | |
| I make the baby jesus cry because I'm not married. | 10 | 26.32% | |
| I usually try to bring a few friends along. | 4 | 10.53% | |
| Total | 38 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Sex vs. Christianity
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 (July 21, 2012 at 5:41 am)catfish Wrote:(July 21, 2012 at 12:02 am)cato123 Wrote: Do you, or do you not believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for your sins? BTW if you read the bible logically the only logical conclusion is that it is bollocks. ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.   RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 5:51 am
(This post was last modified: July 21, 2012 at 5:53 am by Reforged.)
Ok well you guys are just doing this shit on purpose now.
If "Sex vs. Christianity" isn't a porno with the theme of religious guilt I don't know what is. (Seriously, nobody else thought the "I'm usually by myself" option was hilarious?)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. (July 21, 2012 at 5:45 am)catfish Wrote:(July 21, 2012 at 5:43 am)Zen Badger Wrote: BTW if you read the bible logically the only logical conclusion is that it is bollocks. No, from actually reading quite a bit of it, especially Revelations. Like WTF, seriously. If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. (July 21, 2012 at 5:54 am)Zen Badger Wrote:(July 21, 2012 at 5:45 am)catfish Wrote: Predetermined conclussions? ![[Image: bitch-slapped-women-bitch-slap-relations...847451.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F0909%2Fbitch-slapped-women-bitch-slap-relationships-demotivational-poster-1251847451.jpg) 'Nough said.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 6:08 am
(This post was last modified: July 21, 2012 at 6:14 am by Reforged.)
(July 21, 2012 at 6:00 am)catfish Wrote:(July 21, 2012 at 5:58 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: 'Nough said. No, the fact Zen just put your arrogant little hide in its place certainly does though. Honestly? You strike me as one of these dumb sons-of-bitches who think they can come on here without having read the Bible cover to cover first and think they can defend it. Usually I'd humour your type but to be honest I just can't be bothered today. You see, I know for a fact the person you just tried to belittle? Yeah, way smarter than you. Wouldn't recommend it. I suppose I can't stop you though, just let me know first so I can get some popcorn, get in a comfortable position and enjoy watching Zen systematically destroy you. K? :-) (Oh by the way; "personal and unique"? Very cute. Fundamentalist Christian with a few twists right? You remind me of the last ten people who had that down... they didn't last long either.)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
Yeah, don't make me release the minions.
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
You can make hollow claims till the cows come home. Claiming victory the absence of victory is delusional.
You're gonna have to show something of substance. RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 6:20 am
(This post was last modified: July 21, 2012 at 6:20 am by Reforged.)
(July 21, 2012 at 6:16 am)catfish Wrote: You can make hollow claims till the cows come home. Claiming victory the absence of victory is delusional. Sure, why not? In the Bible it says the two daughters of Abraham got him drunk and made love to him so that they may bear his children and God was apparently ok with this... explain. I await your reply with a giddy sense of impending victory.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. |
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