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| Poll: When I'm having sex ... You do not have permission to vote in this poll. |
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| I know my god is watching, and he's probably mad. | 1 | 2.63% | |
| I'm usually by myself. | 4 | 10.53% | |
| I grin and bear it because it's so disgusting. | 1 | 2.63% | |
| I'm often drunk and in someone's car. | 2 | 5.26% | |
| I'm just releasing all my pent-up issues through my fun parts. | 4 | 10.53% | |
| I'm at my best! I'm an incredible fuck! | 12 | 31.58% | |
| I make the baby jesus cry because I'm not married. | 10 | 26.32% | |
| I usually try to bring a few friends along. | 4 | 10.53% | |
| Total | 38 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Sex vs. Christianity
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 (July 20, 2012 at 10:01 am)Epimethean Wrote: The question seems to be, "Did Jesus have a dick, or was he one?" I think it's very likely he was banging Mary Magdalene on the side. I mean she seems like she was basically a groupie ... and he would've been the rock star of his day would he not?  RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 20, 2012 at 11:21 am
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 11:22 am by Cinjin.)
Jonb - I'm reasonably sure that that video was shot in my childhood home and that the narrator was my father.
 RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 20, 2012 at 11:42 am
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 11:45 am by C.W. Sims.)
I would literally pay good money to see this festival take place in the United States, preferably in a small town like the one I grew up in. A place where things like a Citizens for Decency committee still exists. It would be the funniest thing in the world to see. Hell in the city I grew up in a group known as Odessans for Decency held so much influence that no gay bars, no matter how tame, could open inside the city limits, if they did they lasted just long enough to make people start to enjoy going there and then political pressure would cause them to close up shop or move to a new location. Same with gay or gay friendly churches, as well as porn shops of any variety. Nothing of that sort could operate inside city limits without the OfD stepping in and doing whatever it took to get it shut down. I would love to see the faces of those moronic Christian prudes should such a festival be held in that city.
(July 20, 2012 at 11:13 am)jonb Wrote: ladies watch this before you get involved in that sort of thing That is one of the funniest things I have seen in quite some time. What the fuck could someone possibly mean by "diabolical liberties with your knees." I mean really?
"Stop chasing your tail and relax. Jesus is watching you make shit up." Shell B to CliveStaples
(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote:(July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. (July 20, 2012 at 11:42 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I would love to see the faces of those moronic Christian prudes should such a festival be held in that city. It is a curiosity. Maybe Drich or Undeceived could enlighten us on why Christians have such a huge problem with such displays?? What is it about penises and vaginas that are so terribly offensive to christians? 
So the title of this thread is "Sex vs. Christianity".....
I'll bet "Sex" wins!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? (July 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm)Thor Wrote: So the title of this thread is "Sex vs. Christianity"..... hmmmm ... sitting in a pew on Sunday and rubbing one out to National Geographic or sex with another hot body. yep, Sex wins every time! 
 Quote:It is a curiosity. Maybe Drich or Undeceived could enlighten us on why Christians have such a huge problem with such displays?? Because they are fucking prudes. |
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